The country is crying/insulting/sleeping right now. But imma reblog this anyway cuz it’s crazy funny.
Ohio. When I was younger I figured Ohio was a place where people were allowed to smoke and get high 24/7. Well.
Sometimes my thoughts get crazy like that. I call it the Ohio state. Like in Ohio state, Candy Crush Saga is just a story where unbelievably hot guys have crushes on me, or Twitter is a place where twits converge and say whatever’s on their mind. Although, if you think about it…
Sometime after 10pm today, in Ohio state I was Jordan Ayew after the match with Germany. Usually, the guy who interviews goes for the captains, but in Ohio state today, they chose the fool who complicated Ghana’s chances of qualifying for the world cup Round-of-16 stage. For simplicity sake, we’ll call the guy with the microphone: Mike.
Mike: So Jordan…what happened out there tonight?
This is the weird part. Now, I don’t know about you, in…
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